Fats and THE BBC HORSE

During the process of hurriedly packing up all my worldly possessions (again, again) I came across a couple of brief narratives culled and assembled from various sources (a similar style of composition was employed for the text for the Jackanory performance embedded in my previous post). I think I was planning on making a habit of these, but life, as ever, blah blah blah. Anyway, I certainly wouldn't rule out the possibility that more may still happen eventually.

This one is basically still intact (I think), but the other one needs some patching up. Anyway, I thought I'd share it before I went back to the dreary task of decanting the contents my flat into a new one far far away.



And, should you be having difficulty in accessing the image, here's the text all typed-up like:


Fats and THE BBC HORSE

Can you Use a bank note to KEEP A HEDGEHOG HAPPY Mr. Crawford?

You try Miss Allnut "I'm an awful duffer at this sort of thing, .Each of the Adjustable lamps under his eyes turned into a yellowish-green liquid and one of them appears to have a foot he said

Miss Allnut Jumps 15 separate jumps which no canvas could withstand in pursuit of
Tradition
Judgement
Liberty
Nature
Character
Style
Duty
Chance
Common Sense
Hope
Civilization
Evidence
Money
Force
Energy
Art
Life
Genius
Moral
Unity
State
Will
Analogy
Category
Space
Time
Love
Value
Form
and gas permeable elbows made from yeast

Here we have 100 nuts in five bowls. declared Mr. Scott a soft yet crisp fungus which has to be removed by surgery
His Tarry, beefy nose was Harmonius and long with a fairly broad tip and a traditional Chinese ink stand in its salmon-pink Spode cones Miss Allnut and Mr. Scott look misty, as though they will flutter and rearrange DRESDEN During the course of a canoeing holiday,

Mr. Crawford, decays quickly of scurvy- and of newspaper and of drought, telegraph poles and several diseases,

you can overcome this, by cutting your own meat although Crawford is compressed from the earthy, dead-still air.